Weekend Funny Story

There were three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde who were
trying to break the world record for fastest time to swim across the
English Channel doing only the breaststroke.  The brunette shows up on the
other side 48 hours later.  “Congratulations!” everyone shouts.  2 hours
after the brunette shows up, the red head appears.  “Good try” everyone
shouts to her.  Two weeks later, the blonde shows up.  When everyone asked
her what happened, she replied, “I don’t mean to sound like a poor sport,
but I think the other two women were using their arms.”